This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
I can’t associate with you if you’re here to talk shit on Britney Spears
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
*teacher calls your name on the first day of school for attendance*
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd