"hey, how do i get better at-"
life hack: crash ur car into a bridge. you won’t care, you’ll love it
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS
Get it together. Control it. Don’t feel, don’t feel, don’t feel.
If you don’t think scabs are kinda cool you’re lying
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round
when you’re hungry and you remember there’s leftovers
when you realize someone already ate them
there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world
Ok, so, I am giant nerd and when I got home tonight I thought it would be great to spend my evening mapping out CN original shows and their life spans from the past 20 years.
Honestly I was curious if there was any pattern in style and content but all I found out was Ed, Edd, and Eddy was a BAMF of a show that lived forever.
if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am
breaking a mutual more like